[IC Contact -- Snowblind]

[bookofnope]

[There is a click noise. It sounds as though it might be judging you.]

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@Ecks | text | late evening 142

[ecks]

To break curse!!

[It's not that Ecks has a particular grudge against Beckett at the moment...but of the people she knows, he's one of the ones she doesn't mind subjecting to this.]

Voice;

[bookofnope]

... is there a particular reason I, of all people, was graced with this generous helping of nonsense in my inbox?

permatext

[ecks]

I to send to you to break curse.

[bookofnope]

Ecks. You have received this message from a man who calls himself Captain Invincible and has on multiple occasions claimed to be the one behind our situation for mysterious reasons. If you are trying to conceal your age, not being so gullible would be a good start.

[ecks]

YOU to be gullible. You to be stupid. You face to be gullible stupid spider.

[bookofnope]

[Wait, something is definitely the matter here. Beckett speaks more slowly, though it's hard to be patient with the sort of headache he has.]

Has someone damaged your brain again?

[At least he succeeds in not sounding sarcastic.]

[ecks]

No. No to damage I brain.

[Weeeeelll....]

Maybe. Maybe to damage I brain. I to die, to lose thing. Or I to be to curse.

[bookofnope]

You are not cursed.

[He will be patient now if only to prove that he is a better educator than House.]

Maybe you lost language skills. Probable. A few days. Not cursed. Nathan is - @captaininvincible to be idiot.

[ecks]

Anomaly no to have language. Curse to become anomaly.

Other also to say no to be curse, to be death-to lose.

[bookofnope]

[That needs a bit of parsing, but he'll make the effort for her.]

I very sure @captaininvincible not make important anomaly discovery alone. Not to have power either.

[ecks]

If he to get message, to be curse, he to send to no to be curse. No to know he to discover.

[bookofnope]

[That's some sensible thinking actually. Maybe the best course of action is not to try to argue.]

How many people you send message to? Enough?

[ecks]

Enough. Message no to say they to need to read, only I to send. I to think okay.

[In other words, at least one person has refused to open it...but that's probably okay.]

[bookofnope]

Then everything is just fine. Yes?

[ecks]

To be fine just. yes.

[bookofnope]

There you are. Problem solved. If only all our problems were quite so straightforward.

[ecks]

They no to be forward straight.