bookofnope: (the skeptic)
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[There is a click noise. It sounds as though it might be judging you.]

voice;

Date: 2016-05-25 06:33 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (My birdy souvenir)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
Someone put bombs in the ice tunnels!?

WHAT A CAD!

Date: 2016-05-25 06:47 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (You can never fall far enough.)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
I do!

Did it taste real?

Look real?

How the heck does a piano bleed anyway?

Date: 2016-05-25 06:52 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (like birds of a feather)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
Nothing around here is real.

Now, the piano....

Date: 2016-05-25 07:03 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (101 for thoughtcrime.)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
You sound a bit tetchy. Did I catch you at a bad time?

Date: 2016-05-25 07:11 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (Sing Holly Go Whistle Hey! Hey!)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
Oooh, you're a cutie! I like you!

Listen, buddy, if I say I did something I did it. That's how the Joker rolls.

Haha!

[Which is the joke. Nowhere in his threat did he say he actually planted any bombs. He only said he might have.]

Date: 2016-05-25 07:28 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (Not with the bells or the nightmare)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
[Groan.]

Open your dang eyes, man. You people cannot be this freaking dimwitted.

Date: 2016-05-25 07:41 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (where crime and corruption are accepted)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
Fine, Fangs, enjoy your piano juice.

If we meet we can have tea and laugh about all this, hmm?

[He can't quite afford to let the punchline out just yet, not when people might come down on him over Clayton's death.]

Date: 2016-05-25 08:04 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (Isn't Little Italy in New York?)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
[A pause.]

My dream? Everyone was in my dream. I saw 'em, floating around....

[Was that his dream? There hadn't been a Bat....this still distresses him.]

I don't remember seeing you.

Date: 2016-05-25 08:27 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: fan piece by comic artist stjepan sejic (We all float down here.)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
Knowing a clown dreams about carnivals doesn't make you Sherlock, you know.

Date: 2016-05-25 08:38 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (our blood on each other's lips)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
He did!

[He sounds excited, almost eager to talk about the Bat.]

He made me! Oh, sure, he probably doesn't remember it that way but he did.

Haha...

I do see him a lot... In my dreams....

Hehee...

Date: 2016-05-25 08:46 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (Banana in Your Fruit Basket)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
Who died and made you my shrink!?

Date: 2016-05-25 04:43 pm (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (how sweet the song of grief)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
Holding information hostage.

How wicked of you.

[Joker coughs himself.]

South tunnels, you say?

[A long pause, as if he's thinking. He's just being dramatic.]

No.

She's not safe.

None of us are. We could all drop dead tomorrow for the silliest reason.

But I'm in a shockingly giving mood, son, so I'll answer the question you're trying to ask me.

She is in danger down there. But if she dies it won't be because of anything I did. I've never been that far south.

[Which is true, and easily proved. He spent most of his time in the tunnels with House and Alphonse ,either of whom could tell people he hadn't been there.]

Date: 2016-05-27 05:05 am (UTC)
harlequinofhate: (In my dreams they moved the bed)
From: [personal profile] harlequinofhate
Not many, no. Met the devil once. He's got nice hair.

[A wet cough.]

How'd ya die?

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